So... the owner of our Beach House is a total spaz! In fact, that's his nickname!!! He kicks out all the girls and crashes our porno party!!! But, as he chases our naked part-time roomates down the driveway, he realizes what a SPAZ he's being! We follow the girls down to thier campground on the beach and he's begs for forgiveness. Kylie gives him a test ride but he can't hang with the tenants of the Beach House XXX!!! And guess who's sleeping on the beach in an old sleeping bag now!!!

Tarynn & Lynn were willing to share a room, a bed... and my cock!!! Guys, I'm telling you, chicks will do ANYTHING to stay at our Beach House!!! These 2 little bikini beach sluts wanted a beach front cottage with a view of the ocean... and guess what? We got what they want... and they got something we want... thier tan little nubile naked bodies bouncing up and down on my throbbing hard cock!!! So, we had a threesome right there on the living room couch and I came all over both of thier pretty little faces!!! Welcome to The Beach House XXX!!!

Carli Star is a stripper that wants to live at the Beach. So I introduced her to Mr. Happy (in my pants) and she got to work payin the rent as most strippers do: Slobbin the knob, blowing my pole, and basically... sucking my dick! So we let Carli stay foran hour or so, she masturbated and gave the Landlord of the Beach House XXX a blowjob... but everybody knows that in order to get a key to the Beach House - you gotta have anal sex with me and all my boardshort roomates! Cowabunga!

Goldie wants a room @ The Beach House XXX and has no cash. So I interviewed her for the potential roomate position which required her to show me her body, get down on her knees, and show the landlord (Me!) some of her blow job abilities. So, the Interview is over and Goldie did OK, but she has to share the couch with trial roomate Billy... they'll battle it out on the sofa - but something tells me someone is going to be sleeping on the porch!!!

After the Gazebo romp with Anabelle, sunworshipper Victoria wanted to sleep indoors. So, we had her pay a toll on permanent roomate Jack's cock! Maybe we'll give her a key... maybe we'll just let her sleep out on the deck!!!

Tessa West is from Kansas... and my dog Toto told her that she's not in Kansas anymore! She's gonna have to earn her key to the Beach House XXX! Yeah, like fucking the landlord! This is a bad ass Beach House! Ass, gas, cable, or mow my grass... NOBODY stays for free!!!

Keeani earned a room with a view by letting Beach house XXX Local Jack fuck her in the ass. So she sauntered down to the beach for some fun in the sun and skinny dipping and met up with a guy who desperatley wanted to stay at the Beach House XXX. So we gave him a shot and put his roomate application on the stack of wannabe roomates - cause every guy wants to stay @ The Beach House XXX!!!